Since divorce is not an option and annulment certainly costs more than an arm and a leg, wives need something short of a culinary degree and pole dancing prowess just to have monopoly over their husbands attention span of 1 year, or 2 tops.  

As Denny Crane would put it: The perfect woman is an angel in bed and a whore in the kitchen.  

I can vividly remember being terrified by Glenn Close's character in the iconic movie Fatal Attraction.  How I got to watch an R movie at barely 7 years old, is beyond my recollection.  To this day I still associate mistresses to "bunny boilers" and it would probably stay that way.  Mistress: Que Horror!

I so want to watch this for 2 reasons: First, Derek Ramsay-damn!  Second, I'm anxious to finding out who among Anne Curtis and Cristine Reyes gets to be the psychotic bitch.  The spot on dialogues and cliches are but mere consolations, I dare say.  Who doesn't love a cat fight, right?

September 28, 2011  in cinemas nationwide!   

I will channel Anne and sport a nude lippy, for kicks!  See yah!

p.s poster from starmometer.com